The Far Side Gallery 1 by Gary Larson - Page 141

• "What am I doing here? I can't play this thing! I'm a flutist, for crying-out-loud!" - The elephant's nighmare
• "No, thank you... I don't jump."
• "Three wishes? Did I say three wishes?... Shoot! I'll grant you FOUR wishes."
• "What did I say, Boris?... These new uniforms are a crock!"