The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson

• Nanoonga froze - worrying less about ruining a good head than he did the social faux pas.
• Creationism explained
• "Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Kenya. 1947. If you're going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job."
• Knowing how it could change the lives of canines everywhere, the dog scientists struggled diligently to understand the Doorknob Principle.