"Now watch this. He'll keep that chicken right there until I say OK... You wanna say OK, Ernie?"
Hour after hour, cup after cup, the two men matched their caffeine limits in a traditional contest of the Old West.
"Waiter! Waiter! What are these worms doing in my suit? Ha! Just kidding. But seriously, folks...", "So I says to the quy, 'Take my life... please.'", "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen... This is my first dead performance" - At the Comedians' Cemetery
