The Complete Far Side 1 by Gary Larson  - Page 269

• For the time being, the monster wasn't in Ricky's closet. For the time being.
• "See, Agnes?... It's just Kevin."
• "Now now, Billy... How could you have seen a monster if you can't even describe him?"
• "I've got it again, Larry... an eerie feeling like there's something on top of the bed."
• "Uh-oh, Donny. Sounds like the monster in the basement has heard you crying again... Let's be reeeeal quiet and hope he goes away."
• Things that go bump in the night
• The nightly crisis of Todd's stomach vs. Todd's imagination
• "Shove off, buddy... I've been working this neighborhood for years."
• The monster snorkel: allows your child to breathe comfortably without exposing vulnerable parts to an attack.