"And notice, gentlemen, the faster I go, the more Simmons sounds like a motorboat."
"Uh-oh, Lorraine... Someone seems to be checking you out."
"You know, Sid, I really like bananas... I mean, I know that's not profound or nothin'... Heck! We ALL do... But for me, I think it goes much more beyond that."
"So now tell the court, if you will, Mrs. Potato Head, exactly what transpired on the night your husband chased you with the Vegomatic."
