"Oh, for crying out loud!... I can't believe this has happened! Well, I'm firewood now! Bummer!... Say, this reminds me of a story..." - When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around.
"Python... and he's home."
"Oh, Laaaaaarrrrrry... I think you should look up niiiiiice and eaaaaaasy and see what's right... over... your... head."
"Now calm down, Barbara... We haven't looked everywhere yet, and an elephant can't hide forever."