The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson

• Dinosaur cranial capacity
• "Spiders, scorpions, and insecticides, oh my!... Spiders, scorpions, and insecticides, oh my!..."
• "That's the third one you've lost this month, Edgar... You've got to stop believing these guys who say they're just stepping out to use the restroom."
• Eventually, Stevie looked up: His mother was nowhere in sight, and this was certainly no longer the toy department.