The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson

• When snakes try to chew gum and crawl at the same time
• "Well there is some irony in all this, you know... I mean we BOTH lose a lens at the same time?!!"
• "I'm leaving you Frank, because you're a shiftless, low-down, good-for-nothing, imbecile... and, might I finally add, you have the head of a chicken."
• "What the -? Ketchup? We followed a kethup trail for three miles?"