The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson

• The Great Nerd Drive of '76
• "Now, I want you all to know this cat's not from the market - Rusty caught it himself."
• "Egad!... It's got Uncle Jake!"
• "The big fellah's gonna be A-OK, Mrs. Dickerson. Now, a square knot would've been bad news, but this just appears to be a 'granny.'"