The Far Side Gallery 1 by Gary Larson

• What we say to dogs: "Okay, Ginger! I've had it! You stay out of the garbage! Understand, Ginger? Stay out of the garbage, or else!"
• What they hear: "blah blah GINGER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah GINGER blah blah blah blah blah..."
• "We're almost free, everyone... I just felt the first drop of rain."
• "Okay, Williams, we'll vote... how many here say the heart has four chambers?"