The Complete Far Side 2 by Gary Larson

• Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven - and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
• "There he is, Stan!... On that birch tree, second branch from the top, and chattering away like crazy!... I tell you - first come the squirrels and then come the squirrel guns."
• "It's Mrs. Griffin across the hall... Seems a giant tentacle smashed her door in today, grabbed her little shih tzu, and dragged it away... She called the Harrisons, but their squid was over at the park!"
• "Remember this guy, Zelda? Stumbled into the den one day and just freaked out! Count those fang marks, everyone!"