The Complete Far Side 2 by Gary Larson

• "And so there I was - beached! I could hear voices around me, but I couldn't go forward or back. And then it hit me: I could roll!"
• "Now, moving on from the so-called funny bone, we come to this little guy - and you tickle him at your own peril."
• "Your honor, that is simply not true! I never insulted his horse! No way!" - Ichabod Crane v. the Headless Horseman in The People's Court.