"Uh-oh." - CENTER for the study of VIRAL PATHOLOGY
People who don't know which end is up.
"Okay, before you go, let me read this one more time: 'Burn the houses, eliminate the townsfolk, destroy the crops, plunder their gold!'... You knuckleheads think you can handle all that?"
Suddenly, his worst fears realized, the old fellow's tusks jammed.