The Complete Far Side 2 by Gary Larson  - Page 597

• "Let's have some wine!... The glass nearest to you does NOT have poison in it!... No poison in the glass NEAREST to you!" - When dumb animals attempt murder
• "It's just a simple Rorschanch inkblot test, Mr. Bromwell, so just calm down and tell me what each one suggests to you."
• "Well, I seen all the commotion, with that there monster destroyin' half the city and whatnot, and I says to myself, 'Hell! Why don't someone just shoot the varmint?'"
• "Well, I suppose it'll be a few thousand more years before we get an 'Arts and Leisure' section."