The Complete Far Side 1 by Gary Larson

• "What? Is that what she said?... Well, take it from me, she's lyin'!"
• "Of course, long before you mature, most of you will be eaten."
• "Oh, where did you get him, Vera? C'mere, you little dickens... Oh, he's so cute, Vera!" - Second laters, Mrs. Norton was covered with ink.