"So, in the gerenal relativistic sense, we find that the dynamic friction of the tensor light cone is actually negative, creating a local convergence of photons, which causes the stars at night to be big and bright... especially here, deep in the heart of Texas."
"Don't threaten me, Thagerson! My cousin is an anthropologist, and she can make your life hell!"
"Yes, we'll all miss him, but we must not forget: Louis was shot while slaughtering chickens, so we can take solace in knowing that he died doing what he loved."
