The Complete Far Side 2 by Gary Larson  - Page 592

• "At first Bob's inclination was to lower his shotgun and relax the hammers. But then he heard something. Laughter? Were the ducks laughing at him? Bob's head began to pound with rage. He drew a bead on the nearest big drake." - Hunting lodge readings
• "Dang" - RESERVED
• "Well, hell no, I can't tell Harriet!... First thing she's gonna ask me is what was I doin' checkin' out a decoy!"
• "Your dog had both motive and opportunity, ma'am: He hated the cat and he's had training in operating heavy machinery... Your husband, we feel, was just in the wrong place at the wrong time."