The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson

• "For the one-hundredth time in as many days!... I HAVEN'T GOT A QUARTER!"
• "What the... ANOTHER little casket!!?"
• "C'mon, c'mon - it's either one or the other." - DAMNED if you do - DAMNED if you don't
• "Late again!... This better be good!"