"Dang! get my shotgun, Mama! The aliens are after the chickens again."
"Looks like the bank's been hit again. Well, no hurry - we'll take the big horse."
"My name's Elmo. Well, it started rather innocently... Killing socially, y'know... A game warden here, a tourist there... impressing the other guys, y'know... But then I just couldn't stop... Sometimes I'd even stash an extra one in the crotch of a tree" - At Maneaters Anonymous
"You know, I have a confession to make, Bernie. Win or lose, I love doing this."