"Hold on there! I think you misunderstood - I'm Ai Tilley... the bum."
"Just stay in the cab, Vern... maybe that bear's hurt, and maybe he ain't."
Suddenly the burglars found themselves looking down the barrel of Andy's Doble-o-matic.
"You know those teeny tiny little birds that walk around so trustingly inside a crocodile's mounth? Well, I just been eatin' those little guys like popcorn."