"Don't listen to him, George. He didn't catch it... The stupid thing swerved to miss him and run into a tree."
Unwittingly, Irwin has a brush with Death.
"Hold up, Niles. It says here, 'These little fish have been known to skeletonize a cow in less then two minutes.'... Now there's a vivid thought." - CAUTION PIRANHA
"Shoot! You not only got the wrong planet, you got the wrong solar system... I mean, a wrong planet I can understand - but a whole solar system?"
