August 11, 1959: In the heart of the Bolivian jungle, archaeologists stumble upon an ancient and heretofore unknown sacrificial altar.
"Oh, thank you so much for helping! We were on our way to terrorize the villagers when my manster just up and died on me... We'd still be stuck here if it wasn't for you!", "Yeah, yeah... Another wet-behind-the-ears mad scientist."
"Whoa! Mr. Lewis! We don't know what that thing is or where it came from, but after what happened to the dog last week, we advise people not to touch it."
