"Okay, here's one, Marv: What's got 12 legs, six eyes, a hairy thorax, was found dead in its display case this morning, and goes 'crunch' inside a submarine sandwich?"
"I'm sorry, Delores - I didn't think you'd truly ever leave!... But where will you go?"
"Yeah, I just got back! And the wizard I mentioned? He gave me a new brain!... It's on the coffee table as we speak!"
"Sorry, Virgil - that's all you get... I don't know how you got hold of a dribble glass in the first place, but it's just your bad luck."