The Complete Far Side 2 by Gary Larson  - Page 35

• "... and then I see Wilbur go around to the back of the barn carrying this shovel and he's got this wild look in his eyes and he's like real nervous and then I notice he's trying to bury this big plastic bag which at first I figure is just full of manure but then I start to wonder what the hey is going on and then..." - Mr. Ed spills his guts.
• "And we're eating soon, so stay out of the kitty jar."
• "I don't believe you heard me right, stranger... I said I'd like to buy you a chicken leg!" - In the Old West, vegetarians were often shot with little provocation.
• In the early days, living in their squalid apartment, all three shared dreams of success. In the end, however, Bob the Spoon and Ernie the Fork wound up in an old silverware drawer, and only Mack went on to fame and fortune.