The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson

• "Hey, look. No. 1, we're closed, No. 2, I only work here, and No. 3, we don't like your kind in here anyway." - The Woods
• "Well, shoot. I just can't figure it out. I'm movin' over 500 doughnuts a day, but I'm still just barely squeakin' by."
• "We'll ask you one more time, stranger - if you're really a cowboy from the Rio Grande, then why ain't your legs bowed or your cheeks tan?"
• "Yes! That's right! The answer is 'Wisconsin!' Another 50 points for God, and... uh-oh, looks like Norman, our current champion, hasn't even scored yet." - TRIVIA TONIGHT