The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson

• "Well, I suppose you're all wondering why I've asked you here today... Ha! I've always wanted to say that."
• "Gad, It gives me the creeps when he does that. I swear that goldfish is possessed or something."
• "Don't shush me - and I don't care if she IS writing in here little notebook; just tell me where you were last night!"
• Eventually, Murray took the job - but his friends never did speak to him again.