"Reuben! The Johnsons are here! You come up this instant... or I'll get the hose!"
"Well, that cat's doing it again. Keeping that poor thing alive just to play with it awhile."
After reaching the far side, Tonga cut the bridge - sending the outraged suburbanites into the river below. Their idol was now his... as well as its curse.
"Now this next side, gentlemen, demonstrates the awesome power of our twenty megaton... For crying out loud! Not again!"