The Complete Far Side 2 by Gary Larson

• "Hey! Look at all the grizzlies in here! I'm gonna get my gun and blow them all away!... Aaaaaaaaa!" - Bernie's sense of humor was seldom appreciated among the other bears.
• On the weboline
• "Watch those fresh tones, son - they're too yellow... How much they payin' you for this? Back in my day we'd finish a ceiling twice this big in less than a week! 'course, in those days we had to make our own brushes!" - Michelangelo's father
• "Okay. I'll go back and tell my people that you're staying in the boat, but I warn you, they're not going to like it."