The Complete Far Side 1 by Gary Larson  - Page 507

• Billy leaves home to join the zoo, but returns the next day after being told that, as an animal, he was just "too common."
• Dumb ox - DANGER EXPLOSIVES
• Call of the Calf by Zeek - I sensed the mailman's fear as he opened the gate. It was like a warm stench in the air - So think you could cut it with a knife. Suddenly, I felt myself growing dizzy - as if the fear was some powerful drug. The entire yard began reeling. And the I heard his soft, plump calves begin calling to me: "Zeeeeeeeek... Zeeeeeeeeek... bit us, Zeeeeek... biiiiiiite uuuusss..." - Creative dog writing
• "According to the map, this should be the place - but it sure don't look right to me. Well, we're supposed to die around here somewhere."